Wherein my marriage is laid plain

We decided that the exchange we had last night pretty much sums up our marriage:

Scene - while watching the Oscars, Ben sees Maggie Gyllenhal and her husband Peter Saarsgard and asks me if they are a couple to which I say, yes.

He says, "Huh."

I say, "It's a good thing you have me around."

He says, "I wouldn't have it any other way."

I say, "Did you fart?"

And life just continues on here.