I stopped in to my now former office this week to survey what all I needed to take home with me. There isn't much left, just some things on the wall and picture frames. There was also one piece of mail addressed to me in all handwritten caps. I opened it and this, with all spelling mistakes intact, was what was inside, typed on a piece of paper. It just seemed so fitting as my final piece of mail in that suck ass job:
THE KINGDOM OF GOD WAS HERE BEFOR DEMOCRACY. IN 1607 THIS COUNTRY WAS DEDICATED TO GOD FOR HIS GLORY. WE WILL TAKE BACK THIS COUNTRY AND REDEDICATE THE LAND AND ITS RESOURCES TO THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND ITS MISSION, FROM THIS LAND SHALL GO FORTH THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST TO ALL NATIONS AND ALL PEOPLES, SIN IN THIS LAND WILL BE VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED. THE WICKED AND THERE ANTI CHRIST AGENDA SHALL BE STOPPED, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AND REPENT OF THERE SINS SHALL BE PUNISHED IN THE END, AND NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY IS BREATHING FRESH AIR WITH OUT JESUS AND GET AWAY WITH IT, THE KINGDOM OF GOD PREVAILED OVER ROME, WE SHALL PREVAIL OVER THIS REPUBLIC AS WELL, VICTORY IN JESUS IS COMING GLORY TO GOD GLORY TO THE KINGDOM GLORY TO JESUS THE SON OF THE MOST HIGH,
I mean, does it get any freakin' better than that? Someone spent 44 of their pennies to send that through the mail to me. Awesomeness.
Dear God!!! is all I can say. It reminds me of receiving a letter signed by several "Christian" parents at school, letting me know they were praying for me ( and for all of the teachers). Really? I hadn't known I needed it!
ReplyDeleteHere's to you, Sarah, may you be saved right along with the Jesus freaks . . . .
There were spelling mistakes no? There/Their - anyway - the whole use of the words 'the wicked' always makes me laugh in a 'I'm so superiour even if I'm 'wicked' kind of way'. It's so ridiculous. Thanks for sharing :)
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